Exceptional News for the Mediocre August 21 2012
Your shirt has arrived. Cases brimming with the bright yellow 50/50 blend of our new shirt now fill the voluminous DustJacket warehouse (along with more than one book waiting to be read).
The Mediocre Gatsby T-shirt is now in stock. Those who pre-ordered will soon be clothed in Gatsby-esque splendor. To the few who haven't: hie hence and do so.